becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
"Last year, a girl was raped by two wastes of sperm and eggs while they sang the lyrics to our song "Polly". I have a hard time carrying on knowing there are plankton like that in our audience."
- my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)
If I’m always in a bad mood when I’m around you then maybe you’re the cause… Ever thought about that?
Seriously can’t be fucking bothered